John McCain: Sucks
Because he looks like a reptile that shed his skin and then couldn't regenerate skin again, so he was left looking all reptile'y...and he can't lift his arms aboove his shoulder... and he's a rep for Arizona, I hate yuma.
Me.: Better Alternative
I got big Balls.
John McCain: Sucks
Did he really just say in the debate that he wanted to hire people straight out of the military into teaching positions without even testing to qualify them for the job? WTF?!
Barack Obama: Better Alternative
Obviously he is the only other current option, but I think he'll do a pretty good job.